Guys love it. Girls love it. It’s an intimate give-and-take that has gone on for centuries. Since the dawn of time we’ve practiced the ritual. Cavemen surely figured it out. It’s a pretty obvious process. Yet it’s still way more common in the bedroom than it is in pop culture.
So the question is: Why do we treat oral with such secrecy? We must constantly invent slang euphemisms to keep the censors and safe-search engines in the dark. Sure it’s fun to create wacky alternative terms like dine out, hum a tune, polish the chrome, inhale the mushroom, lick the bean, to name a few, but sometimes such wording seems foolish and sounds grosser than the actual act itself.
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